Every week, my inbox is inundated with spam, a relentless nuisance we all grapple with. Despite my best efforts to fend them off with auto filters, blocking, reporting as scams, and the futile act of unsubscribing, one persistent pestilence remains impervious to these measures. This unyielding onslaught has driven me to publicly vent my frustrations, in the hope that others might find solace in my shared plight of refusing emails that wish me corporate brand accelerators by giving me awards..
AN ACT WORTH UNDERSTANDING.
These infuriating emails always begin with a polished, almost poetic charm. They deftly employ every conceivable tactic of written NLP to nudge and influence, all under the guise of offering me a platform to share my ‘inspiring entrepreneurial journey’ with their ‘global readership community.’ It’s a masterclass in deception and a temptation creation for scam of awards..
The true intent soon becomes clear: they propose elevating my advertising prowess by featuring me in a paid write-up adorned with ego-stroking titles like “The Most Impactful Entrepreneur of The Year 2024” and “Global Entrepreneurship Honour & Award-2024.” Clearly, they believe I and my Brand and Marketing consultancy is ready for the global stage. How can I see such benevolent entities as spam?
THE PITCH AND OFFER.
The pitch includes social media promotion, advertising space, press releases, certificates, trophies, and complimentary magazine copies. The email concludes with a mandatory-sounding plea: “If you don’t want emails again, kindly reply later or click Unsubscribe.” I’ve pressed this button countless times over the past few years, only to see new “opportunities” spill into my inbox each week.
Their offers extend to exclusive sponsorships, promising effortless awards delivered to my office. No travel, no wasted time, and no hefty payments. They assure me that this recognition will bolster my authenticity within the business community, complete with a press release to plaster my photo across 45+ media outlets like Hindustan Times, Outlook India, and Zee Business. Notice the cunning use of “with” rather than “in” when describing their promised features.
THEY CAN’T HELP ITS THEIR BUSINESS.
Upon calling them, they apologetically admit and make me realise I’m merely part of a list. Every call ends with them vowing to act, but invariably, they continue to spam. Perhaps they hope I’ll eventually succumb to their persistence. Their inability to update their list is evident—they remain clueless about the size of my brand and marketing consultancy, indifferent to the nature of my business. But, I do suspect that their email marketing is successful in giving them enough leads looking for ego massage with corporate connect awards.
EXTENDING THE OPPORTUNITY.
I feel compelled to share this “opportunity” with the wider public in the spirit of corporate social responsibility. So here it is, straight Insight for a much larger Corporate Connect. It is a self-proclaimed media titan renowned for its business acumen and predictive prowess. Boasting a history of featuring over 4,000 business leaders across 7,000 pages. You are promised a heightened Corporate Connect as an industry leader and shared insights to uphold the lofty standards.
HERE IS A OFFER.
Let me know if you’re interested in joining this farcical parade, and I’ll gladly share their contact information. I will do so only with genuinely interested parties who promise not to spam these benevolent corporate saviours.
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